Some manage to achieve spring cleaning. Busy as we are on the Airship Caravel, we’re only now sorting through the flotsam and jetsam of our peripatetic wanderings. We’ve scoured every overhead bin, underbed drawer, captain’s cubby and the Captain's bellybutton to lighten our load. (On an airship every ounce counts – less inventory means more room for cakes and tins of butter biscuits.)
Our clutter is your gain!
Before someone stumbles and breaks a neck on all the boxes, we need to unload some crap, er, treasures, er, honestly it’s a mixture of crap and treasures!
Do you feel adventurous?
Do you feel lucky?
It’s “Reticule of Rubbish” time!
Here’s our offer:
One price. One bag. Three mystery items.
The catch? You knew there would be one, didn’t you? We choose. That’s right – we put three of our fabulous (or perhaps outrageously odd) items in a bag and send them winging in your direction! Some items will be nicer than others—that’s just the way the tea scone crumbles.
No descriptions. No promises. No tears. (If we make you cry from happiness or misery we don’t want to know. But don’t say you weren’t warned.)
Some of the items will be from our fabulously overstocked merchandise drawers. Some items were found under the fainting couch last Tuesday. By the shop cat.
We offer no exchanges, returns, or guarantees (of quality or good taste). Could be a lovely accessory, or jewelry, or something so completely tasteless that you’ll be obliged to hide it from your mother. Forever.
Craptastic? Or Crapastrophic? You won’t know unless you order one. Or several. It’s like the lottery—if you don’t play you can’t win. So brew a cuppa and take a chance, before one of our crew ends up in traction.
